- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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