- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

I have an idea! You leave.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

White NBA players.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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