A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

So one time there was this woman learning...

That is so fetch

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Your mother is so fat.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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