- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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