Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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nothing

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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