A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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penis in the camel

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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kk

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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