- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

An Asian person drove home safely.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Stephen Hawking

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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