- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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