- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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