Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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