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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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