- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Once upon a time a was born

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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