I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Anti Joke

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