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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Chlamydia

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Your girlfriend.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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