- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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