What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Grace Ackerson

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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