- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What is 9+10? 19

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

why dont they make black forks

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Weaner

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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