Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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