- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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