On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

that wall over there ->

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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