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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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