I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Your mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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AND

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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