Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

You're a frog

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Women's rights.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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