- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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