- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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