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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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