- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Connor is homo

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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