The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What happened to my sunglasses?

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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