- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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