- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Justin Beiber

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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