Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Llamaworm

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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I agree

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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