Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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