Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats white and sticky glue

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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