- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

hey guys im gay

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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