- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

your mama's so fat... that's it

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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