What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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when debbie meets downer

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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