What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Adam Chebali has no life

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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