- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Detroit has a low crime rate

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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