Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Wenis Penis

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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