Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Women's Rights

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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