How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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roy g biv

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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