What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Your girlfriend.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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