- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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