if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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