A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Do the roar!

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

how do you win a game try your best

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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