Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

what are three short words? i a am

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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