Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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