- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

someone called someone else a frog

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

A woman is carried out of a bar.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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