- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Women's rights

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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