- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Granny porn!

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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