- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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