- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

A black student graduated High School

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