Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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