- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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