- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

knock knock!? . . No.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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