- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

KILL WHITEY

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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