how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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