- Anti Joke

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

WNBA

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Two planes walk into an office building

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Matt is a Duster!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.