Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Anti Joke

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