- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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