What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

I'm so punny.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

i killed my family

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Abortion.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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