a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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the bible

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Boob

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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i committed murder

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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FUCK YOU

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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42

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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