- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I don't get it

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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