A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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