Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why so serious ?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Your Mom The End.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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