What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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