lets bomb africa

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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are u black unlucky

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A whole 'nother.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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