What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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