- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

If life gives you lemonade.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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