- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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