- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

hey guys im gay

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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