roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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