- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Good job, son.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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