How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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