HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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haha

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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