What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

what goes boo a sock

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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