- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

whats black and large -me

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

penis in the camel

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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